Message from the doghouse 5/9/2024

Today, PoopDDog is bestowing two awards:

1. So You Say Award. Maxine Waters, United States House Representative of California U.S. Congressional District 43, is the recipient of this week’s award. Representative Waters has been a congress critter for so long that her brain has become mush from breathing in the DC swamp gas that causes delusions, paranoia and leads to greed and self promotion. Our President, Joseph R. Biden, is a little further along in the progression of Swamp Gas Disorder (SGD).

Maxine Waters claims ‘right-wing’ groups are training ‘in the hills’ to attack if Trump not elected

2. Dingleberry Award. Christopher Pan, 2024 Ohio State University commencement speaker, is this week’s recipient of the Dingleberry Award. On the bright side, Mr. Pan’s brain on drugs was such a mess that he set an example for why the graduates should endeavor to remain clean and sober.

Ohio State Graduates Suffer Through ‘The Worst Commencement Address in the History of Commencement Addresses’

Psychedelics helped Sycamore grad write Ohio State graduation speech, he says on LinkedIn

Ohio State commencement speaker says he got help from psychedelics while writing speech

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