Dingleberry Definition
noun
1. A piece of dried feces caught in the hair around the anus.
2. An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.
3. Any residual irregularity following processing.
Winner of the Week
The Dingleberry Award this week goes to the LA Dodgers and Major League Baseball (MLB). The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence….. please pass me a barf bag so I can ralph some Alpo. Back in the 60’s and 70’s this old dog was coming of age in the Greater Cincinnati area. The Big Red Machine (Manager Sparky Anderson, Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Joe Morgan, Tony Perez and many more) were archrivals of the LA Dodgers. Riverfront Stadium opened in 1970 and rainbows had their proper place in the sky after a summertime Cincinnati thunder storm. Baseball was a family affair and often the Reds would have special days – Pete Rose Day or Johnny Bench Day and the kids would be handed a baseball card, or signed picture or sometimes even a new baseball or baseball bat. My how times have changed. I stopped attending and watching professional sports years ago when players started taking a knee during the National Anthem. Even a dirty dog has civility standards. The MLB obviously cares more about the Mickey Mouse Club and their twisted ideology than the God fearing members of society who need to stop financially supporting the debauchery.
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Honorable Mention
An honorable Dingleberry mention goes to all the feckless RINOs in the Texas House of Representatives who will be voting on a resolution to impeach Ken Paxton tomorrow.
Please PRAY. Evil, sticky dingleberries are everywhere.
PoopDDog